Thoughts? Feelings? Jokes? Want to get booked on a future SuperEgo or New Talent show?  Want to give me a hug?  I'd prefer to be asked, really.  That's just my way.  But I give super ones.  Come on.  Look at me.  Seriously.  Even when buff, and I've been buff.  Hug me after a 20 minute swim, it's still good.

Backrubs require more than an email though.  Seriously.  Stay off the shoulders and neck.  I think I was hanged in a previous life.

Footrubs, however, make me chuckle in an unbearably girly way.

I'm afraid I've already said too much.

Bye, kids!  Come again soon!